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... don't let your chips grow up to be chocolate...
... is locked inside a chocolate factory...DON'T send help!
...about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
4 Food Groups: Coffee, Chocolate, Ice Cream, Coffee
4 food groups: Coffee, Chocolate, Sugar, and Jolt.
4 food groups: Coffee, Chocolate, Sugar, and Sex.
8 out of 5 people like chocolate...
A banana, some chocolate syrup, and thou.
A BBS addict is hooked when: you consider BBSing better than chocolate.
A Hunka, Hunka, Chocolate Cake.
A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.
Alcohol, Caffeine, Nicotine, Chocolate: The 4 Food Groups.
All Chocolate things are good, especially women!
All hail the EchoFarDarkSide! Money, Power, Chocolate!
And your oh so nutty chocolate covering
Anyone know how to get chocolate out of the toaster?
Anything good and tasteful is made of chocolate.
Anything good and useful is made of chocolate.
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
Anything made of chocolate must be good.
Anything that is good and useful is made of chocolate.
Appease the Moderator Monster. Send chocolate.
At the top of the food chain sits chocolate.
At this point, chocolate is a viable alternative.
Avoid chocolate, and answer my echomail!
Bad day: You're allergic to chocolate chip cookies.
Bloatboat: Chocolate sundae you have right after finishing off a meal.
But after you have gone, I'll still have chocolate.
Caffeine, Chocolate, Pizza, Fritos: THE 4 Food Groups.
Can he fail armed with his chocolate surprise?
Can I get a bowl of those chocolate frosted sugar bombs please?
Can I have one of those chocolates? asked Tom, candidly
Can I have one of those chocolates? said Tom, candidly.
Can I have one of those chocolates? Tom said candidly.
Captain, I sense. . . Chocolate! --Troi.
Captain, I sense. . .Chocolate! --Deanna.
Champagne, Caffeine, Nicotine, Chocolate: The 4 Food Groups.
Chocoholic Unite. Make Chocolate Our National Flavoring.
Chocoholics Unite! Make Chocolate Our National Flavoring!
Chocolate = Heaven. Fudge = God.
Chocolate and sex: they are not mutually exclusive.
Chocolate chips are hard at times, but later become gooey when hot.
Chocolate coat them words. You'll be eating them later.
Chocolate frogs can't swim.. there's no bones in bananas.
Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs- recommended by Calvin.
Chocolate is a medical treatment for CFS. Repeat as needed. <hehehe>.
Chocolate is a serious thing. --Troi.
Chocolate is a very serious subject.
Chocolate is a waist additive.
Chocolate is a zit's best friend.
Chocolate is irrelevant. -- Oh no! The Borg got Troi!
Chocolate is not a food, it is a medicine -- an anti-depressant.
Chocolate is serious business. --Deanna Troi.
Chocolate makes me human.
Chocolate manhole covers come from the Hershey highway.
Chocolate MILK! What else did you think?
Chocolate moose: 1 medium size moose, 20 pounds chocolate.
Chocolate sauce is not the answer for bad cooking.
Chocolate staples.
Chocolate syrup is good on ice cream, too.
Chocolate, champagne, a large waterbed, and thou.
Chocolate, damn you. I need chocolate.
Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich.
Chocolate, pizza, redheads, and Star Trek. What a combination!
Chocolate-coat those words. You'll eat them later.
Chocolate-it goes with Ibuprofen very well.
Chocolate... It's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore.
Chocolate: As Einstein said...(C=S) Chocolate = Sex?
CHOCOLATE: Fifth essential food group
Chocolate: The other major food group.
Cookie Dough Is Better Than Men cuz; It comes chocolate flavored.
Cookie Dough Is Better Than Men, It comes chocolate flavored.
Counselor Troi eats all the chocolate.
Cry NOT! Lest the chocolate melt.
Deanna, I have something BETTER than chocolate. --Riker.
Death ... by chocolate.
Diane, I'm holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies.
Did someone say.....CHOCOLATE?!
Dip it chocolate and I'll eat anything!
Dip it chocolate and they'll eat anything!
Dip it in chocolate and it'll be fine.
Dip it in chocolate, it'll be fine.
Dipping in white chocolate will make almost anything edible.
Dipping it in white chocolate will make almost anything edible.
Do brown cows give chocolate milk?
Don't get it sandy. We can eat the chocolate.
Dragons love you... Dipped in chocolate!
Even the chocolate manhole covers taste good.
Exlax - Chocolate a-go-go.
Exlax: The chocolate candy that gives you that get up and go feeling!
Fact: 14 out of 10 people like chocolate.
Fact: Fourteen out of every ten people like chocolate.
Flowers: A gift bought by a friend who ate the chocolate.
Food Groups: Meats, Vegetables, Grains and CHOCOLATE!
Food you love. Chocolate you LUST for!
For a NATURAL HIGH, eat a chocolate bar!
Fourteen out of every ten people like chocolate.
Friends are like chocolate -- good to have around anytime!
Friends are the chocolate chips in the cookies of life.
Friends are the marshmallows in the hot chocolate of life!
Friends: The marshmallows in the hot chocolate of life!
Full motels are irrelevant. You will serve us chocolate. --Zorch of Borg.
Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt!
Give me some chocolate and no one gets hurt!
Given enough caffeine and chocolate I could rule the world..
God must be a male! or cum would taste like chocolate.
Great chocolate ... a redundant term
Have you ever seen a chocolate chip?
Heavy, adj.: Seduced by the chocolate side of the force.
Here, have some chocolate. Feel better, now?
HersheyBORG: Wrappers are futile. Chocolate will be assimilated.
Hey, little boy, would you like some EchoSwiss chocolate?
Hoch yuchlIj HInob. (Give me all your chocolate!)
Hollow chocolate bunnies have no calories.
Hollow chocolate has no calories.
How's life? Send chocolate!
I am a person of many moods...and all of them want some chocolate.
I am Troi of Borg. Your Chocolate will be assimilated.
I am Troi of Borg: Chocolate is irrelevant.
I been seduced by the chocolate side of the Force.
I can't. My chocolate-appreciation class meets that night.
I have a chocolate chip in MY computer.
I have never seen anyone eat TEN chocolate sundaes.
I have something BETTER than chocolate. --Riker to Troi
I like ants, in chocolate. Chrunch, hummmm.
I love a man with chocolate on his breath.
I love a woman with chocolate on her breath.
I never met a chocolate I didn't like. --Troi.
I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.
I ordered chocolate, not vanilla, I screamed.
I take Chocolate from strangers.
I was seduced by the chocolate side of the force.
I was the chocolate ship cookie. And a sweet job it was.
I'd love to, but my chocolate-appreciation class meets that night.
I'll do anything for chocolate!
I'll gladly eat my words, if you write them in chocolate.
I'll have ten chocolate sundaes-I'm in a really bad mood.
I'm being held prisoner in a chocolate factory. Don't send help.
I'm being held prisoner in a chocolate factory. PLEASE DON'T send help!
I'm having a chocolate seizure and going to chocoheaven.
I'm holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies.
I'm locked inside a chocolate factory ..DON'T send help.
I've been seduced by the Chocolate Side of the Farce.
I've been seduced by the chocolate side of the Force.
I've got something better than chocolate.
If all else fails, try chocolate.
If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant.
If God were a woman, cum would taste like chocolate!
If I add milk and Nestle to QWK, do I get chocolate milk?
If I mix milk with my QWK files, do I get chocolate Bluewave?
If it's not chocolate, it's not worth eating.
If no one sees you eat chocolate, it has no calories.
In case of an emergency, administer Chocolate
In case of emergency administer chocolate.
Instant Human: Just Add Chocolate.
Intergalactic Peace Through Chocolate!
Is night time chocolate daylight?
It's so hot the brown cow gave hot chocolate.
Just give me the chocolate and no one will get hurt!
Just remember, chocolate is a Klingon aphrodisiac!
Just tell me there's some chocolate here!
Just tell me there's some chocolate here. --Troi.
Klingon torture device: 5,000 tribbles and one chocolate bar.
Let me say this: bein' an idiot is no box of chocolates. --F. Gump.
Life is like a box of chocolates, never know what you'll get. --F. Gump.
Like blood to chocolate fall.
May I have a chocolate? she asked sweetly.
Men are pigs... Pass the chocolate! --Dornhecker.
Mom, would you help me get the chocolate out of the toaster?
Momas, don't let your chips grow up to be chocolate...
My chocolate-appreciation class meets that night.
My motto is: One chocolate donut is worth 1000 bran muffins.
Never accept chocolates from a proctologist!
No no, chocolate goes in the North. Massage oil goes in the West!
NOT READING DRIVE C: (A)bort (R)etry (B)ribe with Chocolate.
Note: Chocolate syrup is good on ice cream, too.
Now everything smells like Leather flavored chocolate...
Okay, who ordered the Mount Bellyache Chocolate Ice Cream Sundae?
One more bowl of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs.
Only one thing can top good sex: Chocolate sauce.
Outa my way! I smell chocolate!
Part-time Chocolate Patrol.
Philosophy is just a set of rules for people without chocolate!
Philosophy: a set of rules for people without chocolate!
Phone chocolate? Wouldn't that get clogged in the holes?
Phone sex is passe. Phone chocolate is IN!
Piano Mouth: Particular condition after one has eaten chocolate cake.
Please note: If found unconscious, please administer chocolate.
Put a lot of little marshmallows in your hot chocolate.
Reality is a crutch for those who can't handle Chocolate.
Reality is for people who just can't handle chocolate.
Rule #10: Everyone must buy the moderator chocolate.
Rule #1: Everyone must buy the moderator chocolate.
Rule #23: The moderator must buy everyone chocolate.
RULE #2: The moderator must buy everyone chocolate.
Rule #5: Everyone must buy the moderator chocolate.
Rule #60: The moderator must buy everyone chocolate.
Rule 1: Everyone must send the CH chocolate.
Seduced by the chocolate side of the Force.
Sex or chocolate: which is better?
So Frosty, how was the hot chocolate? Frosty, where are you?
So hot the brown cow gave hot chocolate.
Some like it hot, some like it cold; I like it chocolate!
Sorry... it's the chocolate talking. --wakko Warner.
System Error: (A)bort, (R)etry, (C)onsume Chocolate.
Ten chocolate sundaes. I'm in a really bad mood. --Q.
Thanks honey, cardboard and chocolate sauce again!
That milk is going to be awfully chocolatey.
That's about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
The 4 Food Groups: Caffeine, Chocolate, Sugar, and Sex.
The 4 food groups: chocolate, chocolate, chocolate and *milk*!
The cake was chocolate! --Worf Don't I wish! --Troi.
The Four Food Groups: Caffeine, Chocolate, Sugar and Sex.
The Four Food Groups: Caffeine, Tobacco, Chocolate, and Sex.
The four food groups: Coffee, Chocolate, Sugar, and Sex.
The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant and Chocolate.
The major food groups: Chocolate, Pizza, Caffeine, Sex.
There are two kinds of women, Bitches and those who like chocolate.
There's Chocolate, but where's the Chocoearly?
There's no such thing as too much chocolate!
Things have gotten worse, send chocolate!
Think mangohazelnutcookiesespressobelgianchocolate...ice cream!
This message brought to by The Wizzo Chocolate Company.
This message brought to you by the Wizzo Chocolate Company.
To hell with computer chips; track ME with chocolate.
Tonight we're having Chocolate Tribble Surprise.
Tonight we're having Chocolate Tribble Surprise. Worf, you first.
Topping tonight's stories - chocolate fudge! --Buster Bunny.
True Religion Acknowledges Chocolate in Everything!
Try to explain a chocolate soda to today's youth.
Types of sneezes: Chocolate: Herrr-shey!
Ummm, chocolate taglines. Sounds delicious.
Unable to locate Chocolate -- Operator Halted!
Unless it affects the price of chocolate, it has no bearing on my life.
Want some candy little girl? It's chocolate!
We've secretly replaced the moderator with chocolate...
Were I set on suicide, I'd first try to do it with chocolate.
What can anyone say about chocolate covered manhole covers?
What can you do with a chocolate covered manhole?
What can you say about chocolate covered manhole covers?
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
When your chocolate bar melts in the fridge... You're in Arizona!
Whip cream, chocolate, baby oil... what did you have in mind?
Whip me, beat me and cover me in chocolate. Please.
Whip me, beat me and cover me in chocolate. Pleeeeeease?
Who needs OTHER drugs when we've got sex and chocolate?
Who needs sex when you have chocolate.
Whoever controls the Chocolate, controls Echosia!
Why does everyone keep bringing me chocolates? --Troi.
Why is that chocolate cake moving. Oh Gross!
With a name like CHOCOLATE, it's got to be good!
Would send chocolate covered treat but the chocolate won't stay on me!
Wrappers are futile. Chocolate will be assimilated.
Yes, I KNOW chocolate is a vice. Who cares?
You are the sole proprietor and owner of the Whizzo Chocolate Company?
You can never have too much sex, RAM, chocolate or disk space.
You mean chocolate ISN'T one of the four food groups?
You owe the me a sampler of Swiss chocolate.
You're very quiet! Are you given to send chocolate.
Zorch of Borg: Full motels are irrelevant. You will serve us chocolate.